100 word challenge week 10

 How I to become a statue

"What have you done". I yelped as I hung over a vat of molten copper.
 "You and your friends stole from me Joseph you must be punished". Mr. Benit shouted with anger.
 "I guess the disguises weren't that good of an idea after all". My friend Danny said with humour as he hung next to me and my other friend Thomas.
 "Well who would of thought I was a poor man, my hair is amazing you can't get this volume on the streets". Thomas exclaimed.
 "Oh will you three be quiet I'm trying to kill you". Mr. Benit cried in a girly tone. They were so busy talking they didn't even notice Mr. Benit pull the lever to drop them. That was their last memory before they ended up a statue of three men talking.

100 word challenge week #9

                                 Super-Granny

When you're a retired superhero it gets harder and harder to find a place where you are excepted, for some reason when a 60 year old woman who says she can fly,  people label you as "crazy". One lonely day while the others were off playing shuffle board I thought where can I go where crazy is normal and a superhero can fit in, Las Vegas! The first month there was tough but the fifth month I met a fellow superhero. He's Robin's cousin Bluejay, we got married a week later. Our marriage lasted a month before a "freak accident" happened with Catman. Lets just say making a bird a cat's sidekick not a good idea.