100 word challenge week #17

Stairway to Heaven 

“Is this it?’’ I questioned “Just a stairway to a bright light, how boring.”

“Well I’m sorry what were you expecting? Did you want a rope to climb, a backwards slide. You know for a dead person you sure are ungrateful”

My guardian angel said sarcastically.

“Okay I’ll stop, but seriously how do we get up there because I don’t feel like doing cardio today.” I joked.

“Please just wait” My guardian angel asked impatiently.

As things quieted a hand reached out and pulled me up the stairs. Once I came to the beautiful golden gates that's when I woke up.

100 word challenge week #16

                            The Power Outage 

It was a dark and stormy night my friend Talia and I were home alone watching scary movies. We were halfway through our second movie when the phone rang. It was my mom. She told us that there might be a power outage. Instantly, after she called, we stocked up on candles, flashlights and, because we had just finished our second horror movie, a kitchen knife and a baseball bat. Suddenly, after gathering our supplies, the power went out. By the time my mom got home, it was early morning and she found us in the corner holding a baseball bat and giant flashlight. The moral of the story is never watch a horror movie on a dark and stormy night.

100 word challenge week 15

Beach Disaster!! 

My friend Frankie has always had a child like curiosity, but what happened that day was pure stupidity.  It was a beautiful day at the beach, we were all swimming and having fun. The real chaos and embarrassment all started when my friend Frankie decided to go off on her own, time passed and we decided to go look for her. After 15 minutes we found her sitting on the ground with her hand stuck in the bottle return bin. Lets just say the lifeguard was not happy to hear a girl had her hand stuck in the return bin. That was the last time we went to that beach.

100 word challenge week 14

Kittens!!!

Last summer my dog had to get his shots, so we dropped him off at the vet and got something to eat. When we came back we saw a man quickly drop a box at the door and run to his car. Before we could ask what was in the box he was gone. My dad and I carefully took the box inside to see the vet, but she was busy. So I stepped up and I put my hand in the box and felt something furry. It was tiny kittens! And that's the story of when I put my hand in a box filled with flea infested kittens.

100 word challenge week #13

One Halloween me and my friends decided to dress up as women from history. I decided I was going to dress like daisy from the great gatspy, my friend Spencer decided to dress like a 80's go go dancer and my friend Hayden would be Marilyn Monroe. As the days past and came closer and closer to Halloween we started to become restless. Luckily we made sure to keep busy by picking out our costumes and totally forgetting practice our makeup skills. So when the day came my friends begged me (I begged them) to do their makeup. Everything was going great until I had to draw that perfect mole. I started with a small dot a but the spot just grew and grew until Hayden look as if someone shoved a mud pie in her face. Let's just say that was the last time I was "asked" to do my friends makeup.

100 word challenge week 10

 How I to become a statue

"What have you done". I yelped as I hung over a vat of molten copper.
 "You and your friends stole from me Joseph you must be punished". Mr. Benit shouted with anger.
 "I guess the disguises weren't that good of an idea after all". My friend Danny said with humour as he hung next to me and my other friend Thomas.
 "Well who would of thought I was a poor man, my hair is amazing you can't get this volume on the streets". Thomas exclaimed.
 "Oh will you three be quiet I'm trying to kill you". Mr. Benit cried in a girly tone. They were so busy talking they didn't even notice Mr. Benit pull the lever to drop them. That was their last memory before they ended up a statue of three men talking.

100 word challenge week #9

                                 Super-Granny

When you're a retired superhero it gets harder and harder to find a place where you are excepted, for some reason when a 60 year old woman who says she can fly,  people label you as "crazy". One lonely day while the others were off playing shuffle board I thought where can I go where crazy is normal and a superhero can fit in, Las Vegas! The first month there was tough but the fifth month I met a fellow superhero. He's Robin's cousin Bluejay, we got married a week later. Our marriage lasted a month before a "freak accident" happened with Catman. Lets just say making a bird a cat's sidekick not a good idea.